"Mom, I really wish my friend's family would adopt me."
"But I would miss you so much!"
"Don't worry, Mom. I'd send you lots of pictures with me and my friend."
"But my heart would hurt so badly if I couldn't be with you anymore!"
"Mom, you can baby-sit us lots of times, it'll be fine."
Sweet mercies from heaven. If I wasn't laughing so hard, I'd be crying and wondering where on earth I went wrong.
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